W....TF?

So, I stepped into media blackout after the final A's game because my wife had a kid

 

my daughter Tyler

 

And I come back and all hell has broken loose.

• 3-6 since then
• Swept by Marlins at home
• Posey has a broken leg (clean or not, unnecessary hit)
• Belt came back and went down
• Crawford might be purty good
• The D-Backs are in first place and the Rockies are below .500?

As my son would say, "That's cwazy!"